Laps, Lines, Language and Lecture....If that is how you coach then you are DAMN perfect (sarcasm!)

1. Laps
No Laps are allowed in Soccer Practices.   Period!    You are wasting time.     Coach.

2. Lines
No Lines are allowed in Soccer Practices.  Period!    You are wasting time.  Coach.

3. Lecture
No Lecture are allowed.   Period!  You are wasting time.  Coach.

4. Language
No " BAD " Language,  No Negative Coaching, No Modeling Bad Sporting Behavior.   You are wasting energy.  Coach.